It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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