Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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