So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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