someone owes me an orgasm
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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