Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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