is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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