Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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