maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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