D3 body, D1 cock
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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