think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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