College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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