covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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