Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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