I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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