Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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