i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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