Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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