i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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