So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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