No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
