youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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