I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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