I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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