Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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