I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Text me some of your sweat
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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