This is not my ceiling
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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