How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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