what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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