Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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