Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Randomize
