No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.