He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
All I want is dick and wine.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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