The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.