Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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