I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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