I wish I could teleport
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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