But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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