wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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