the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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