Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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