i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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