don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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