I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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