I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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