I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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