It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Is it because I queefed?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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