But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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