Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My penis needs a shock collar
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
BRING THE BAGELS
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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