Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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