yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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