she was so not down for the gang bang
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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