Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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