she woke up with a sticky ear
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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