I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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