No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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