He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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